oh my, this sounds like a cheaply made horror movie but in fact is real life. these massively massive jellyfish are invading japan at an alarming rate!
one fishing boat was even capsized after a beast pulled the boat to the bottom of the ocean got caught in the net. scientists are blaming good old global warming for the their sudden onto the scene. either way, they sure are scary!
here’s the news in full
now…. who’s up for a jellyfish mucus smoothie? mucushake? eugh…. i think i’ll stick to vitamin water!

it’s monday and don’t we know it but lets take the dailyvitamins workout to really get that haemoglobin pumping to your otherwise bedraggled face. this workout requires no treadmills, protein shakes with yucky skimmed milk or extremely heavy weights. oh no, the programme is quite simple. follow the instructions below:

1. click play on the video above
2. allow the hi hats to gently massage you during the intro
3. pause and wait for the bass to drop
4. now ‘shake it’, but be careful to not cover your colleagues in wet water as it departs from your locks
5. when the tune finishes you will find yourself warmed, tonally toned, dry and ready to take on the day.

and as a little brucey brunch bonus we’ve included this little treat – kid sister – control (la riots remix) don’t eat it up all at once
feeling better?
nb: this workout is approved by the bass scientists: diplo, laidback luke & foamo

1. what???s your nickname, after all, we???re all friends here

sam dollop

2. now we???re bezzie mates, tell us something exclusively about yourself?? that most people don???t know.

i???m the founder of dollop events in london & nottingham.

3. what question are you sick of being asked and why?

where did the name dollop come from? ??? this is a pretty obvious question, but the problem is the answer isn???t very romantic or exciting. i was sat at breakfast in front of a tub of mayonnaise, with the word ???dollop??? in italics… it was stuck in my mind from then really as i was looking for a name for a night at the time.

4. ok, best skip question 4 then, damn researchers. In which can you tell us about a time when an interview has gone badly?

a few times when i???ve been interviewing artists at about 5am. i wouldn???t say it ever went badly but things can get pretty interesting. i won???t give any names.

5. most of us like to not be nude in public, so what???s your favourite brand/designer for covering yourself in? (and have you ever been nude in public?)

i don???t have a favourite brand, if i like some clothes then fine but i don???t really look out for certain brands. Nah never been nude in public…. yet!

6. if you could work with anyone who would it be and why?

it would have to be some kind of dream collaboration between a few people in order to create the most incredible music event ever. something like herbie hancock curating and playing music alongside carl craig. then anish kapoor would take care of designing the space. finally (sir) jimmy saville would act as mc for the evening. that would be pretty exciting…..

7. we all like to know our stuff, if you could be a connoisseur/guru/demi-god of something what would it be?

i???d like to be able to play piano while singing fluently in french.

8. i know it???s early days, but when you do eventually give up the game, what are you going to do in retirement? or are you going to be the new rolling stones?

far too early to think about that, but i will be by the sea somewhere in a mediterranean country.

9. who in your mind is the hottest talent that we should know about?

people like floating points and joy orbison are both really pushing new ground in deep, bass driven electronic music. You need to check out arne blackman, one of our residents ??? he???s just been singing on some tracks with Its it???s a fine line (ivan smagghe + tim paris), has some amazing remixes coming up and will be getting involved with some very exciting things next year. Also in terms of bands frankie & the heartstrings are about to have their first release on rough trade, egyptian hip hop about to drop on late of the pier???s zarcorp label???.

10. and finally, what are your ???famous last words????

in the words of the great jimmy saville…. “now then, now then”

if you want to check out some more dollop action then head on over to the swanky new website and take note of the upcoming events!

1. what???s your nickname, after all, we???re all friends here?
no nicknames as such???someone once accidentally called me flowers once and that seems to have stuck now.
2. now we???re bezzie mates, tell us something exclusively about yourself that most people don???t know.
on a drunken night at university i applied to be an air-hostess. i ended up bumbling my way through the interview process and doing the job for a year.
3. what question are you sick of being asked and why?
who are you?
5. ok, best skip question 4 then, damn researchers. in which can you tell us about a time when an interview has gone badly?
aside from my trolley-dolly adventure, i???ve never had a job interview!
6. most of us like to not be nude in public, so what???s your favourite brand/designer for covering yourself in? (and have you ever been nude in public?)
i am yet to embrace my naturist side, so a favourite designer???.that???s a tough one to answer. there are lots of designers i truly admire and currently there are a few proenza schouler and stella mccartney bits i???d love to have but cannot afford! so technically i???m not covered in them and haven???t really answered this question!
7. if you could work with anyone who would it be and why?
the true art of photography blows my mind – being able to extract a plethora of emotions in a single shot is awe-inspiring. david bailey or rankin would be at the top of my ???love to work with??? list.
8. we all like to know our stuff, if you could be a connoisseur/guru/demi-god of something what would it be?
all language. i speak french and spanish and find my inability to comprehend other languages incredibly frustrating.
9. i know it???s early days, but when you do eventually give up the game, what are you going to do in retirement? or are you going to be the new rolling stones?
i???d like to do some fellow o.a.p. styling, get them out of knits, fleeces and blankies! i???m currently working on it with my gran but she???s not very receptive!
10. who in your mind is the hottest talent that we should know about?
music is a huge part of my existence and i???m loving st. vincent at the moment.
11. and finally, what are your ???famous last words????
turn off the light???please
get more random fashion coolness action over on their blog and twitter

welcome to wednesday, please fasten you’re seat belt as we are ready for take off. whoosh! and off we go… this is the all new wednesday power-c[hart] featuring the best of the best of this weeks hot tracks that have been heated up with saucy remixes. we even have something for you twilight fans in the form of a dubstep remix of blue foundation who feature on the soundtrack. can it get any better than this?

1. ginuwine – pong (boson dupstep remix)
2. tittsworth ft. nina sky & pitbull – here he comes (rico tubbs remix)
3. blue foundation – eyes on fire (zeds dead remix)
4. crystal fighters – i love london (kid cola remix)
5. erol alkan & boys noize – waves (chilly gonzales piano remake)

and purely because we love lykke li here is a bonus disc:

1. kleerup ft. lykke li – until we bleed

so what do you think of the new chart? better than before? we think it’s definitely more fruitfull and more free to bring you the tracks that really matter.

as the backstreet boys once sang, “omg,�� we’re back again“. yes oh yes we are and this time we are introducing you to another member of the london team. so please be seated as we introduce you to….. ludwika grochowska, glac��au vitaminwater london team���s hydrology queen.
what���s you���re name and where do you come from?
my real name is ludwika grochowska. alias ludi, and i am from a beautiful country in eastern europe – poland – the land of poles.

what do you love to do when you are not hydrating these fine peeps of london?
apart from chasing all sorts of design sales around london, i really enjoy spending quality time with my friends, going out, eating nice food, drinking nice booze and dancing dancing dancing. but my real passion is travel and planning those undiscovered lands for future trips…
if someone famous were to play you in a film of your life ��� who would it be and why?
lauren bacall ��� i love love love her!
what���s your role in the glac��au family?
i am the london hydrology brand manager which basically involves a lot of multitasking! my job includes booking in the accounts to visit and managing the weekly schedules. we also travel with our hydro vehicle and rehydrate those who are in an urgent need for the hydration-education and glac��au love. we often work in high profile companies or national retail chains like wh smith or boots where we serve the public�� little cute cup-shots whilst we dance around our ‘hydration-station’ like little angels.
where���s your favourite place to do hydrology in london town?
my favourite place for hydrology would be deutsche bank in the city as they absolutely loved us there! and the most sexy man in the boring city works there (swwwwoooon)! my other favourite hydrology place would be top shop, you don’t really need ask me why….clothes and shoes….yeeeeeeeeahhhh!
what���s your favourite glac��au flavour?
i always be loyal to multi v – as it goes well with rum to create an amazing glaceau mojito- my favourite cocktail! (and it also has lots of lovely nutrients that keep you fit and healthy yes ludi!!!)
what do you love most about spreading the glac��au love?
i love the people and helping to make the world a little happier by spreading the glac��au love.
what can���t you live without?
i can’t live without my beautiful shoes… and maybe a cheesecake too… oh and vitaminwater obviously
you���re 3 favourite films of all time?
‘how to marry a millionaire” 1953 with lauren bacall, ‘the godfather’ & ‘one flew over the coo coo nest” with jack nicholson.
what���s you���re guilty pleasure?
again my guilty pleasure is my shoe shopping addiction, as well as ‘stealing’ my flatmates sweets and pretending it wasn’t me…when you are eating someones elses sweets it doesn’t make you so guilty as you didn’t buy them…

there has been a war raging between the almighty & wise old trees against the young and forthright cranes for century(s – just). for a long time the trees were unstoppable and reigned supreme above all else. at first the trees fought hard against the cranes but they kept getting bigger and stronger until eventually their devastating power�� was too much and there was only clear winner
but now the trees have had enough. and they are fighting back! and harder than ever!
this is only the beginning

woe be gone! have you got your tickets yet???!!! the secret garden party???s winter voyage is almost ready to set sail!?? so for those of you who just can???t wait till next summer??? this mythical oracle of wintry madness should wet your appetite for 2010???s festival splendour…?? helping you to fend off those chilly blues!!!
we???ve been promised a night of trickery, a ride on an original london route master, oceanic magic, booze ahoy, musical treats, and a whole host of fancy dress!?? so get ready pirates, saucy sailors and creatures of the deep for a trip on the hms ulysses!
where? the troxy, 490 commerical road, london, e1 ohx
when? saturday 12^th december 2009, 8pm- 4am
who? head of state and ta mere/ the correspondents/ hugo heath cote/ the dirty aupairs/ your niece/ bearded kitten/ the world???s tallest dj and dance crew/ rinocerose/ the destroyers/ ben bridge water and the badger badger band??????.plus many more !
more? go here for more details

ahhhh….. it’s completely damp outside right? Cue sadface >> But, we never let a bit of water get in the way of feeling a little bit awesome. I mean, you never hear surfers complaining about getting wet, in fact they take that water and they ride it into the sunset! That’s what you’ve got to do and here is your theme tune….
bounce camp ft jesty beatz – good beat
thank you to @robotinc_mymy for sending it in to our twitter page

oh dear oh dear oh dear, it’s been a gloomy week hasn’t it! well, only weather wise as there is plenty of other things to get you excited! Did you see ‘the queen in 3d’? exactly. but obviously here at dailyvitamins we’ve been working hard to make sure you’re suitably entertained. so what have we got for you this fine friday…..ugh…..probably one of the best and most uplifting mixes from the past few months. and by uplifting, i mean all out balloons to the wall.
kanji kinetic is no stranger to bass, in fact he baths in bass like an egyptian overlord hidden away in kim basinger’s basement -�� and this mix is a showcase of pure jelly wobble.
hit the ‘destiny shaped’ play button and let the wavelengths wave you goodbye as you head out into the weekend limelight.
catch him at the z-shed & coin operated secret warehouse party on 5th december – for more details head over to www.myspace.com/z_shed